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After viewing links for a new black metal porno death.fm decends into filthy porno conversations;

08 Mar 07 - 13:11 > Waffen_SS: im back
08 Mar 07 - 13:11 > davie_gravy: greets fellow metalhead
08 Mar 07 - 13:12 > Waffen_SS: http://www.metalbite.com/news.asp?newsID=1648
08 Mar 07 - 13:12 > Waffen_SS: blackmetal porn
08 Mar 07 - 13:12 > diginferno: hi misan
08 Mar 07 - 13:13 > misanthrone: hey Waffen..uh, I should requested some Gorgoroth, to hear our fave GaahlLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:13 > misanthrone: salve digiSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:13 > Waffen_SS: http://65.98.14.226/~karnalf/index2.html
08 Mar 07 - 13:13 > Waffen_SS: Laughing @ misanthrone
08 Mar 07 - 13:13 > Waffen_SS: do it
08 Mar 07 - 13:14 > Waffen_SS: check out the still shot of that last link
08 Mar 07 - 13:15 > misanthrone: Laughing@Waffen: publicity, but I guess it'll be regular porn with good soundtrackSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:15 > Waffen_SS: there u go misan.....
08 Mar 07 - 13:16 > Waffen_SS: Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:16 > Waffen_SS: thats not all - check this next link out
08 Mar 07 - 13:16 > Waffen_SS: http://www.metalbite.com/news.asp?newsID=1649
08 Mar 07 - 13:16 > misanthrone: I'll request some Gorgoroth in half hourSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:18 > misanthrone: Laughingwtf happened to black metal?
08 Mar 07 - 13:18 > misanthrone: porn BM, uh sounds strange
08 Mar 07 - 13:19 > Waffen_SS: Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:20 > Waffen_SS: i reckon porn would spoil black metal. I hope its not gonna be gaahl that would be fuckin freaky
08 Mar 07 - 13:21 > Waffen_SS: I think that there should be a lezbo movie of dirty BM sluts in black tape and smoking weed!
08 Mar 07 - 13:21 > misanthrone: LaughingLaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:21 > misanthrone: agree with the lesbos..
08 Mar 07 - 13:21 > Waffen_SS: the chick would be saying 'fuck me...c'mon fuck me' and gaahl would wait for 30 seconds and say 'satan' Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:22 > misanthrone: LaughingLaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:23 > misanthrone: man, U should write the script and send it to gaahl.. maybe the freak will put it then into his lyricsSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:23 > Daniem_BR: Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:23 > Waffen_SS: that reminds me I still got that last 30 mins of that documentary to se tonight
08 Mar 07 - 13:23 > Waffen_SS: @ Misan - i doubt it
08 Mar 07 - 13:23 > Waffen_SS: LMFAO - anyway there are never any scripts in porn
08 Mar 07 - 13:25 > misanthrone: I saw once a porn, who wanted to seem intelligent.. uh, total waste..I just don't remember the title
08 Mar 07 - 13:25 > Daniem_BR: Yes the lines are as simple as: "Hi, let's fuck?"
08 Mar 07 - 13:26 > Waffen_SS: Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:26 > diginferno: intelligent porn? that's a contradiction of terms
08 Mar 07 - 13:26 > Waffen_SS: or 'My washing machine is broken' Man says 'ill fix it for you' Woman says ' I got something you can fix'
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > misanthrone: exactly digiSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > Waffen_SS: then the bass kicks in
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > diginferno: LaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > Waffen_SS: and the rest of the script is ' ohhhhhh' and yeah oh oh oh oh
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > Daniem_BR: LaughingLaughingYes
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > Waffen_SS: for hours and hours
08 Mar 07 - 13:27 > Waffen_SS: LaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:29 > Daniem_BR: in BM porn all of this is said with gutural lines
08 Mar 07 - 13:30 > diginferno: yea, it's like the guy completely disassembles the washing mashine and explains the functionality of each part
08 Mar 07 - 13:30 > Waffen_SS: Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:30 > Waffen_SS: good one digi
08 Mar 07 - 13:30 > Waffen_SS: the woman is getting naked and fingering herself and the man is ignoring her and looking at the manual of the machine!!Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:30 > diginferno: and then, in episode 2, he tries to put it back together
08 Mar 07 - 13:31 > Waffen_SS: @Daniem - lol - at the cumshot 'In the name of satan'
08 Mar 07 - 13:31 > diginferno: then, in episode 2, he first tattoos the manual on woman's skin
08 Mar 07 - 13:32 > Daniem_BR: LaughingLaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:32 > misanthrone: check out this monologue I heard last week in a porn: I'm a fucking whore, would U like to fuck my fuckin ass?..cult
08 Mar 07 - 13:32 > Waffen_SS: erm - tattoo porn!! Crazy idea
08 Mar 07 - 13:33 > Waffen_SS: It must take ages to think up those lines
08 Mar 07 - 13:33 > diginferno: misan Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:33 > Waffen_SS: LMFAO @ I'm a fucking whore, would U like to fuck my fuckin ass?
08 Mar 07 - 13:34 > misanthrone: shit, and get paid for writing thatSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:35 > Waffen_SS: easy money
08 Mar 07 - 13:35 > Daniem_BR: LaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:35 > diginferno: yea, isn't that cute?
08 Mar 07 - 13:35 > Daniem_BR: brb
08 Mar 07 - 13:35 > diginferno: gettin paid more than i've ever been paid as a romanian programmer
08 Mar 07 - 13:36 > Waffen_SS: Hey digi! You got any problems with electrical equipment?? I can cum over and fix them for ya Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:36 > misanthrone: well, that's it.. I'll write porn screenplays from now on.. and get filthy richSmilegrin
08 Mar 07 - 13:37 > misanthrone: Laughing@Waffen..cum over
08 Mar 07 - 13:37 > Waffen_SS: literally
08 Mar 07 - 13:37 > Waffen_SS: literally filthy rich
08 Mar 07 - 13:38 > diginferno: Waff LaughingLaughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:38 > diginferno: actually, i think i get along just fine with my electrical equipment
08 Mar 07 - 13:38 > Waffen_SS: misan...you should be churning off these porn lines - you live in the same cuntry as Digi,
08 Mar 07 - 13:39 > Waffen_SS: Laughing Digi! What type of electrical equipment do you get along fine with! LOL Rolling eyes
08 Mar 07 - 13:39 > diginferno: lol
08 Mar 07 - 13:39 > Waffen_SS: *hears buzzing from Digi's house*
08 Mar 07 - 13:39 > misanthrone: Laughingit's too late now, I'll move in april
08 Mar 07 - 13:40 > diginferno: Waff thinking about dildos? that what you're a certified debugger for? Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:40 > Waffen_SS: yeah. Whats wrong with that.
08 Mar 07 - 13:40 > Waffen_SS: *mental image - advert in newspaper for dildo/vibrator fixer*
08 Mar 07 - 13:41 > diginferno: nuttin. the only vibrating thing around is my cell phone
08 Mar 07 - 13:41 > diginferno: lol @ Waff
08 Mar 07 - 13:41 > Waffen_SS: *mental image*
08 Mar 07 - 13:41 > Waffen_SS: lol
08 Mar 07 - 13:42 > Daniem_BR: Laughing
08 Mar 07 - 13:43 > Waffen_SS: @ misan - im sure there will be lots of broken stuff to fix in chicks houses in canada dude