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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:47 am   Post subject: Stupid joke Reply with quote


Did you hear about the two guys who stole everything out of a house except the soap and towels.

**They were dirty crooks!**

What is yours? Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:48 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


1 more from me -

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River?

**Get in the boat!**
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:33 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


This thread....
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 10:03 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins.
He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door.
Eventually a Chinese man answers. "Harro", he says.
"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dust bin?"
"I dust bin on toiret I told you" says the Chinese man.
"Mate", says the dustman..."you're misunderstanding me... Where's your wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK", says the Chinese guy. "I wheely bin having wank."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 1:55 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


Death_Medic wrote:
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 15, 2014 7:53 am   Post subject: Reply with quote


This thread should probably be moved.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 21, 2015 4:41 pm   Post subject: Reply with quote


DarthyPoo wrote:
This thread should probably be moved.

Or this thread should move us. Sorry for shitposting Mr. Green
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